Gurdie

What is Gurdie?


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globulous matter of alleged female decent, arranged in a manner rendering any form of human procreation futile in that all orifices are not only hidden, but Newton's 4th Law deems it scientifically impossible.

Damn B, that girl is a real gurdie.

Although Superman was able to muster enough strength to lift the gurdie, even he was unable to bang her silly.


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