What is Gurk?
1.
the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect
Sheila was a gurker.
2.
A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.
scott is a gurk.
3.
asking someone can they hit that or fuck
Girl- what up
Boy- yoh shawty when you gonna let me gurk
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4.
1. To have sexual intercourse.
2. To 'tap that' or 'hit it raw'.
Fatamanisha: What up, Keyshawn?
Keyshawn: What's good, mama? You gon' let me gurk that shit today, right?
Fatamanisha: Boy, you nasty!
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5.
Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".
"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."
"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."
6.
The opposite of geek .
(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual
complexities of the Internet .
I am a computer
gurk .
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7.
to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi
girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty
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