Gurk Edit Meaning

1.

the sound a woman makes whilst gagging on an erect cock.

Sheila was a gurker.

2.

A gurk - One who downloads more porn than anyone else in a 300 mile radius.

scott is a gurk.

3.

asking someone can they hit that or fuck

Girl- what up

Boy- yoh shawty when you gonna let me gurk

See fucking, sex, slang, bunchy, bricks, shit

4.

1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. To 'tap that' or 'hit it raw'.

Fatamanisha: What up, Keyshawn?

Keyshawn: What's good, mama? You gon' let me gurk that shit today, right?

Fatamanisha: Boy, you nasty!

See sex, love, men, women, newark

5.

Another name for a masturbating penis. Often used in combination with the verb "jerk" or "turk".

"I accidentally shoved a splintery pencil up my penis-hole while I was jerkin' the gurk."

"I enjoy gurkin' the turk in public."

6.

The opposite of geek .

(Generally) - Lacking in the knowledge of the technical and textual

complexities of the Internet .

I am a computer gurk .

See adjective, fool, twerp, twit, idiot

7.

to puke or vomit, or to insult a girl you don't like when she says hi

girl says "hello" you say "oh i'm gonna gurk" and promptly run away from the fatty

See vomit, puke, blow chunks, heave, gurk