What is Gurki?
1.
a frightfully annoying SOB who watches gay porno and likes it in the ass. not only that but he is a rich ass mofo who although unperfect, is quite capable of producing retarded-ass mofo lies that show off his unintelligence. he is unbearably ugly and a pain in the spleen. This insufferably big headed prat is a disgrace to the human race. He has a small/ nonexistent penis, which he makes up for in man boobs. The only things he lacks as much as testerone are a life, friends, and normally sized brain. gurki is synonymous to bastard.
Damn you stupid fuck, you're being a gurki. Ima shoot your ass.
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2.
Private humor for couple of icelanders but is spreading out
Also referred to as a
pro dota player
a smart guy
That guy sure is gurkin(that guy sure is smart)
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3.
a dota player
a man who cant play a real mans game (Warcraft III melee) and thus resorts to evil dota
Gúrki, gúrk...skúrkur...gunni
