What is Gurkle?
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According to Tracy Morgan, among the finest sounds heard during fellatio.
*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*
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the onomatopoeic term for the sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation.
"I can't wait for my hot date with Derek tonight! *gurkle*"
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1. verb - to become drunk beyond belief, usually with use of pencil sharpeners/cat hormones.
2. noun - a sort of gathering in which peo.. 
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A cross between frustration and distraction. What happens when doing boring and difficult projects.
I'm going out for a bit. I&apo.. 
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Someone who is considered even by hackers to be a disgusting, raunchy, nasty individual.  Origin: "Four out of five hackers agree: ..