Gurner

What is Gurner?


1.

Drug fucked individual at a rave. Also used to describe a post drug fucked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny shit in their scattered state.

Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.

did you see that gurner in the nrg room with twenty fucking glowsticks, not to mention the fucking whistle?!?

OR

a penguin wearing a jacket, what are you going on about you gurner?

2.

Common nickname for somebody demonstrating side effects of the drug extacy, often resulting in full facial contortions.

"Look at that gurner over there, he looks like he's trying to comb his hair with his lip!!!".

See gurner, bfg, olg, pillhead

3.

An alternative name for an ecstacy or MDMA tablet.

Comes from the jaw-clenching and eye-rolling effects of the drug.

Hey, guys, you fancy getting some gurners tonight?

or

I can't listen to dance music without gurners.

4.

To half moon an audience. Usually with torn pants.

Oh My God - that guy needs to sit down he just did a gurner at the crowd!

See gurner, moon, pants, crowd

5.

prospective pikey. First stage of pikeydom. short stumpy teeth.

the cunt was gurning to much, they wouldn't let him in.

6.

A useless idiot, born with no skills expect for the art of bullshiting. Also known as a gurnie boy.

Geoff Wilson, a known salesman who exceeded himself in the art of 'gurning'


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