What is Gurning Fuck Lizard?
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a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
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The science of chilling kegs of beer in refrigerated cabinets or coolers.
I wished the man good luck with the kegeration of his new keg..
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polite way of saying fuck, if you dont wanna sound like sum commmon tart
"oh fick, i cant believe that"
"ficking hell, ..
