What is Gurning Fuck Lizard?
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a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
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Queefiness- When someone smells really bad.
Chaz really has a queefiness smell because he didn`t shower this morning.
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Used for bargaining purposes as well as awards. It allows you to give someone the respect that comes with the ownership of one of your ..
