What is Gurning Fuck Lizard?
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a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.
nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
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Used to insult Welsh people mostly. Can also be used to insult people like farmers, new-zealanders etc.
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something a dirty old man seems to always say to young girl's in pubs (especially in south wales)
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