Gurning Fuck Lizard

What is Gurning Fuck Lizard?


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a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.

"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"

See gurning, fuck, lizard, ugly, bitch, insult


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