What is Gurshlunk?
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A word meaning 'Penis'. Originally invented during rosies famous party where in the river bevan hit sam in the face with his Gurshlunk. Was invented after a common phrase 'I stepped on a slug' was misinterpreted as 'Arrgh my Gurshlunk'!. LHD claims invention however it was more of a group fuck up. Eversince has become immortalised and used in the Kendal region of the UK.
Sam: Nooooooo bevan just hit me in the face
Loz: What with?
Sam: I dunno, but it was floppy and went lacatoush!!!!!
Bevan: Oh that was just my gurshlunk
Loz + Bevan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wanking while shoving a plastic bag up your ass, when just before cuming pull the bag by the handles out of your ass
I have to go home ..
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1. n. an extremely attractive girl, who is also vegan. 2. adj. ok for vegan consumption.
'MMM, she's vegan steagan'
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