What is Gurshlunk?
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A word meaning 'Penis'. Originally invented during rosies famous party where in the river bevan hit sam in the face with his Gurshlunk. Was invented after a common phrase 'I stepped on a slug' was misinterpreted as 'Arrgh my Gurshlunk'!. LHD claims invention however it was more of a group fuck up. Eversince has become immortalised and used in the Kendal region of the UK.
Sam: Nooooooo bevan just hit me in the face
Loz: What with?
Sam: I dunno, but it was floppy and went lacatoush!!!!!
Bevan: Oh that was just my gurshlunk
Loz + Bevan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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When some stanky ass ho sittin next to y'all in a stall, you can smell her stank ass pu-tang muff from a mile off
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