Gurshlunk

What is Gurshlunk?


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A word meaning 'Penis'. Originally invented during rosies famous party where in the river bevan hit sam in the face with his Gurshlunk. Was invented after a common phrase 'I stepped on a slug' was misinterpreted as 'Arrgh my Gurshlunk'!. LHD claims invention however it was more of a group fuck up. Eversince has become immortalised and used in the Kendal region of the UK.

Sam: Nooooooo bevan just hit me in the face

Loz: What with?

Sam: I dunno, but it was floppy and went lacatoush!!!!!

Bevan: Oh that was just my gurshlunk

Loz + Bevan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

See cock, nob, dick, wang


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