Gurt Edit Meaning

1.

the act of oral sex

And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little

You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez

See oral sex, cocksucking, girt, head, domes, suck up, neck

2.

Great, very large. used:Devon and part of Cornwall (England)

1. Gurtun A large one

2. Gurtbegoil A Great big hole

3.

What happens when you open a container of yogurt and the pressure inside the cup forces a small amount of yogurt out of the cup and onto yourself or others close to you.

1. I hope this banana berry bliss doesn't gurt all over me.

2. Damn it! I just got gurted on! Stupid Yoplait...

See gurt, yogurt, cup, food, explode

4.

noun: the item sold at YouGurt

verb: to gurt, the act of eating gurt

Hey man, lets go get our gurt on!

See gurt, yogurt

5.

When something or someone touches a log you yell "GURT!" it is almost the same as a innuendo, but this is only used if you or somebody else touches a log, or a picture OF a log.

Walking through the woods with your friends then somebody touches a log "GURT!!!!!"

See logs, innuendo, yelling, tacos, domo

6.

1) A small, promiscuous asian girl with a high tolerance for grief and a considerably immature sense of humor (despite what she may want people to think).

2) Gurt-ball - One who exibits ALL of the trait characteristics of a Gurt.

You even made out with Dave! You'd totally do everyone in this building you Gurt-ball!

See Anonymous

7.

1,the new term for the use of gunt as an insult.

2,a name. for like a turtle/turt.

1,that guy is such a gurt.

2, gurt the turt.

See gunt, unique, lard, turt