Gurtegh

What is Gurtegh?


1.

noun

someone who turns down an offer of a usually fun, enjoyable act, to do something lazy like play video games

Jim: Hey you wanna go go-karting?

Bob: No, I'm playing Prince of Persia

Jim: You are such a god damn gurtegh

2.

Questionable Sexuality; Homosexual Demeanor; will hug other guys and touch inappropriately. Tends to make often fun situations, awkward and uncomfortable.

Ted: We're going to a party this weekend. Mason's gonna be there, wanna come?

Jim: No way! Mason is such a Gurtegh!

See gurtegh, teddy bear


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