Gurtle

What is Gurtle?

to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.

- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.

a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.

man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!

See turtle neck, giraffe, female, napper, dwarf

Glamcore

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Creamballs

1. When a man, after masterbation forgets or is unable to clean the cum off his balls. Dude i forgot my tisue last night when i was wankin..

V-badge

1. To still have your virginity Guy 1: "Did she take your V-badge?" Guy 2: "Nope, still sown on my sleeve." See v-da..

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