Gurtle

What is Gurtle?


1.

to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.

- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.

2.

a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.

man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!

See turtle neck, giraffe, female, napper, dwarf


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