What is Gurtle?
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to gurtle means to squirtle and shart at the same time. Can be dangerous depending upon surrounding environment.
- Tom was using the bathroom reading playboy when he came across a hot blonde who made him gurtle.
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a girl that appears to have a long neck with a short body.
man, napper your missus is a gurtle!!
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