Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

Malrion

1. Cheese eater Most people in the netherlands are Malrions..

Ass-rod

1. Alex Rodriguez, "A-Rod" Ass-Rod is a pansy and used to be Jeter's lover. See a-rod, gay-rod, yankees, jeter, giambi..

Odorifice

1. The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice! Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice. See The Grammar Nazi..

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