Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

Dankering

1. 1. to danker 2. to danker about, the dankering art. 3. see danker When I danker, I am dankering. When I do not danker, I am not danke..

Yaizo

1. That feeling of wanting to open the package of and play with the new toy you just bought. I've got a huge yaizo for this new PS2 g..

Swizzamed

1. when someone drinks too much and becomes drunk. I was so swizzamed last night i couldn't remeber a thing. See drunk, wasted, swiz..

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