Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

Put Me In Coach!

1. A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action. Coach ..

[fohawk]

1. friendly way of saying fuck, also works to clear your throat if it has phlegm. hey fohawk you bitch! See fohawk, random, cool, ftw..

Fatty Pouse

1. n: 1- a somewhat husky girl 2- a girl with a paunch that waitress is a bit of a fatty pouse See d-man..

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