What is Gurtrude?
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When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.
'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''
''my arse is gurtrude :( ''
'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''
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bad german swearword for
crazy motherfucker
ungehobelter flegel :
eminem @ tv total:
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someone who constantly has social crisises and feels their life can no longer go on because nothing ever works out and everyone is out t..