Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

Xx Crowd

1. girls, chicks, ho's.. whatever you want to call them. They all come with two X chromosomes. aka Women I'm trying to lay low..

Lesbianoculars

1. When a lesbian woman is spying on you from her house window. The lesbian next door to Michelle's house. She is spying on us...usi..

O.b

1. Original Beaner Pancho Villa was One of the fucking best O.b's. See original, beaner, mexican, pancho, villa..

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