What is Gurtrude?
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When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.
'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''
''my arse is gurtrude :( ''
'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''
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A high school in lemont built in the 1800's
Go Fucking Indians!
We are Lemont High School
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means "are you kidding me"
I gotta be at work at 10 o'clock it's 11, are you flipping my bag?..
