What is Gurtrude?
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When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.
'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''
''my arse is gurtrude :( ''
'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''
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Random Words:
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The language of nonsense. Nonsen + ese = Nonsenese
I don't know what I'm talking about! I'm talking in Nonsensese again..
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The sweet nectar of a woman...
Damn Ma, your pussy taste like suga water!
See sweet juices, nectar, suga, water, jamie..