What is Gurtrude?
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When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.
'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''
''my arse is gurtrude :( ''
'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''
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Having sex in the back of a classroom.
Amy and I were doin' the dirty ernie while the teacher wrote on the chalk board.
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an extremely annoying person who goes to mast charter school.A person who works for ritas.
Stop being a such chris west!
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State of being - Chill, relaxed or calm.
Person 1: How ya been doin, man?
Person 2: Ill at ease, bro.
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