Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?


1.

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen


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