Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

Off Key

1. 1. Wrong, raw, disgusting. 2. Random, sudden, unexpectedly jokes. "you're so off key" - after sticking finger up arse a..

Princess Busy

1. a name you call a guy to make fun of him when he is whining about how he has a lot to do. Girl: Dad, can you help me with my math? Dad..

Hiphopophobia

1. someone who is afraid to listen to hiphop music. Look at that stupid anal crust eater, he has hiphopophobia. See douchebag, corn bag, ..

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