Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

U + Ur Hand

1. When lonley and have no one else to "play" with, you whip it out and choke the chickenalso known as jacking off Paul-What are..

Donezo

1. an exclamation to be used when finished wtih something "i'm donezo! no more for me." See me 2. 1. To be completely f..

Fingerdip

1. When you accidentally dip your finger into poop when cleaning yourself after going to the bathroom. Yesterday I had a fingerdip so bad ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Gurtrude Edit Meaning