What is Gurtrude?
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When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.
'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''
''my arse is gurtrude :( ''
'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''
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When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning.
Also see rin..
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when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor do..
