Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

Qualified

1. well hung; posessing a large penis I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified. See big, package, junk, hung, dcoy ..

W.o.t.h.?

1. Which One's The Heifer? Haha, look over there! W.O.T.H.? See animals, funny, crude, hilarious, cows 2. Which One's The Hei..

Fliget

1. To juggle one man's testicles between the middle and index fingers, while the man is ejaculating in the juggler's eyes. Sherl..

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