Gurtrude

What is Gurtrude?

When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.

'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''

''my arse is gurtrude :( ''

'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''

See anal, penetrate, elton john, butt, swollen

W0ptw0pt

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Chop Stick

1. Preformed by an asian boy/man on which he takes a dildo into his ass using his own dick and the dildo as chop sticks to pick stuff up. ..

Unforche

1. Slang word for Unfortunately. Also a way for lazy people who mumble to shorten a long word with many sylables. "Sorry i could&apos..

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