What is Gurtrude?
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When your arse is all swollen up after having been anally penetrated by Sir Elton John right before he takes centre stage at a live proformance.
'whats a matter you don't look so good, YOUR AT A FRIGGEN ELTON JOHN CONCERT MAN!!''
''my arse is gurtrude :( ''
'' woah dude are you okay, i had no idea''
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whe a woman has all her holes plogd by dics
she got vapor locked by three duddes last night..
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a madradhair take off that's not nearly as hip or judgemental
so I updated my yousuckirule profile last night
See Abby..
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Adj. The act of masturbation.
"dude I was going to punch tater almost all night, but got soft to quick ."
See beat off, mast..
