Guru

What is Guru?


1.

1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in Hinduism

2 a : a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern

b : one who is an acknowledged leader or chief proponent c : a person with knowledge or expertise

No example for the word 'guru' is available today.

See goru, guro

2.

The Teacher

Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge.

Sree Narayana Guru worked for the uplifting of the downtrodden.

Guru Nanak.

See teacher, master, professor, enlighten

3.

n. a junior associate in law firm whom others have deemed as being the expert on a given subject matter or area of law simply by virtue of having performed some research on the matter or small aspect thereof, which may have also resulted in a written memo.

Usually results in the newly-minted "expert" being given more assignments on the same subject matter, with the expectation that they will be easy tasks for the guru.

Partner/Sr. Associate: "Can you handle this assignment? I heard you're the office guru on _____."

The guru: "Uh.... sure."

See law, legal, expert, associate, firm

4.

somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.

Why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? You don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. Just be yourself. What do you see? Just be nobody but YOU.

See fashion, financial, motivation, seminar, lecture

5.

One who prides him or herself on being a cesspool of useless information, and who will often inappropriately throw out random facts in normal conversation to appear more intelligent than they actually are - especially when they are misinformed but overly confident in their knowledge.

Often, a guru will ruin a joke by pointing out a flaw in logic or in facts, or will rattle off an excessive amount of information on a topic that nobody really cared about to begin with.

JH: I don't drink tea. It's unhealthy because it has caffeine in it.

Everyone: Thanks, GURU.

JH: George Harrison was important to The Beatles because he helped many other stars become popular, such as Eric Clapton.

Everyone: Gu. Ru.

Guru: Yeah man, Slow Ride is the theme to That 70's Show.

SG: What? No it isn't. Are you sure?

Guru: Yeah.

SG: How sure?

Guru: Like 100%. It's definitely the theme song.

See guru, know it all, smartass, wannabe, expert, Beloved

6.

One dope ass rapper- Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal......also a member of the duo Gangsarr (with Dj Premiere)

Guru quote:

.....Face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......

Jazzmatazz vol. III.ft the roots.trk 7.

7.

someone you are talking too

hey whats new? guru!


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