What is Guru Seat?
1.
(n.) The center position on a three cushion couch typically occupied by a neophyte pot smoker who by virtue of his location is offered two tokes off a joint or a pipe for every one of his compatriots. Since the "guru" is usually too inexperienced to refuse a hit, he gets much more stoned than his friends resulting in endless fun at the "guru's" expense.
Friend 1: You're in the guru seat, so you gotta take a
hit every time thejoint comes your way.
Guru: Cool. You guys are
awesome .
Friend 2: No, man. You're awesome. Now take another hit, bitch. Guru seat rules apply.
See
Random Words:
1.
When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.
When I sleep my cock and balls get moved a..
1.
A girl in her teens who is bitchy, has a harsh attitude, is possibly a quebecuntand is very ugly but thinks she is hot. Her main fault b..
1.
a black motha who lives in the inner cities and who struggles to feed her children.
the ghetto-queen is floozin' ta day yo..
