Guru'ed

What is Guru'ed?


1.

v. - to be superseded in skill or savvy by one qualified to be a guru.

1)

<n00b> peesh, you can't get someone's ip address over irc!

<guru> oh yeah?

<n00b> omgwtfbbq, my cd-rom is opening and closing!

<n00b> it's like its possessed!

<guru> nope, you just got guru'ed >8^)

<n00b> ...i'm a sad panda...

2)

<guy-uno> i just spent two hours writing a post about how those damn linuxprogrammers need to get something together to screw-over micro$oft.

<guy-dos> really? there's already a reply. and he really blew you out of the water, if i do say so myself.

<guy-uno> no way. who was it?

<guy-dos> lemme check.

<guy-dos> ...holy shit.

<guy-uno> what?

<guy-dos> go look.

<guy-uno> sweet! i just got guru'ed by linus torvalds!!

See Also: Owned, pwn3d, and schooled.


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