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when two or more girls have sex with the same guy they become sushi sisters
Jane: "wow did u fuck dan"
Cindy: "yes"..
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The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,
This simple test i..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..