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Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.
Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?
Chris: What du..
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The first flush you should give a toilet that hasn't been used in a while. Not necessary when peeing, but should be utilized to we..
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Kinda like a Chicago Wind Tunnel, only you have the runs. And chunks of salmon in it.
"Dude, me and my ho ate at Red Lobster last..
