What is Gusset Cement?
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What
You're out and about, the
totty is first-class but you don't think you're going topull so you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that yourdick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".
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To extrude an exceptionally massive terd.
If the boss is wondering where I am, please tell him that I had to "pinch a loaf".
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The use of text messaging to send Christmas greetings.
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