Gusset Cement

What is Gusset Cement?


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What spunkturns into when in dries in an unfortunate place.

You're out and about, the tottyis first-class but you don't think you're going to pullso you whack out a quick one in the bogs. Later you *do* pull, but when she pulls your pants down she finds that your dick is welded to your gusset...thanks to "Gusset Cement".


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