Gusset Express

What is Gusset Express?


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Any evening commuter train during the summer months, packed with female office workers returning home, the air filled with the mingled aromas of cheap perfume and hot, sweaty minges.

That evening, alighting from the gusset express at Wimbledon, James escaped the prevailing aroma of musty knickers and fermenting beaver-spit, only to have his nostrils assailed by an overpowering odour of greasy kebab from the takeaway next to the station.

See the pits, Persson


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