What is Gustache?
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1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"
2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn
Dude, my hero is Gustache
Bro, your Gustache is lookin'
deezy
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A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)
She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.
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A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)
She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.
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