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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.
"That guy totally just got diver dave'd..