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The man juice that escapes from the penis, shlong, shlort, or whatever you prefer to call it, before popping a wad (AKA pre-cum).
Sally..
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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..