Random Words:
1.
when you smack your sack and your cack on the side of your legs
Ducharme loves it when i put his face between my ringing big ben.
2.
..
1.
When it takes someone a minute or so to respond because they are googling the reference you just made
You: One of my favorite actors is..
1.
Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up ..