Gutted Bernard

What is Gutted Bernard?

What you say to somebody when something unfortunate happens to them.

When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.

or

You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.

you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice

See gutted, unfortunate, bad luck

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