What is Gut-top?
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A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.
I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.
"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
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Something you say to trick someone into saying underwear.
"Hey, what's that under there!
"Under where?"
"I j..