Guvlanka

What is Guvlanka?

The fattest bridesmaid in a bridal party. Not to be confused with the Gluckin, who is the ugliest bridesmaid.

"I don't know who's scarier looking; the gluckin or the guvlanka.

See gluckin, wedding, ugly, scary

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