What is Guy Card?
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A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.
"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"
"John, what are you doing watching this
chick flick ? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
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Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)
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a perverse obsession with watching someone in the act of vomiting
he looked turned one while i puked from having too many shots last ni..
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A fat 9-10 inch dick, nothing less than 8 inches if he's grown.
My ex used to have a little baby dick and I almost thought big fee..