What is Guy Smiley?
A close relative to the "skippy", a guy smiley is a relentless loser who is overly friendly, overly excitable, painfully annoying, and has an overall goofy appearance. Guy smiley's are almost always completely unaware of their extreme dorkiness. Guy smiley's are often homosexual, or at least raise suspicion to their sexual orientation.
"Remember our music teacher from middle school?"
"Yeah, a complete guy smiley"