Guypolar

What is Guypolar?


1.

(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)

"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."

"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."

See tunnel vision, bipolar, manboobs, gingerprints

2.

An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.

When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.

See guy, bipolar, men, women, bipolar disorder


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