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A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.
Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Pe..
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A cock thats so big, it could be sod at costco (because everything there is sold in"bulk")
I couldn't even fuck him, his..
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Putting someone on the telephone on hold, with no intention of getting back to them!
Some guy just called to buy the car that is advert..