G/w Edit Meaning

1. Gentleman who exists on a diet of lard based foodstuffs such as pies and puddings and as a result is less than mobile. I nicked his cel..

1. A supermarket checkout assistant with a huge bony ridge on his forehead like a Klingon. Monkus: Dad! Klingon alert! Dad: Don't wo..

1. the warping of wood on the inside of wind instruments due to excesive saliva output. The pitywicking that occurred in my oboe was in di..