What is Gweedo?
1.
typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks
"That fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his ass."
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2.
A wigger that dresses like one of the Sopranos.
"Who's that guy in the track-suit with the greasy hair?"
"Some fuckin' gweedo!"
"Someone should tell 'em to lay off the cologne."
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3.
A misspelling of
Guy 1: Joey Spagnola? He's a total gweedo.
Guy 2: Dude, it's spelled "guido".
Guy 1: Oh.
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4.
the act of two people putting their buttholes together while having sexual intercourse and droppin a steamy pickle (Shit) in eachothers bung holes.
I was watching Full House all day and Bob Saget gave me the urge to have a sloppy gweedo session with my girlfriend.
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5.
a person, of any race or gender.. who is being weird, dumb, or awkward.
Ginger: i love the science fair!
Hector: Ginger is a total gweedo!
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6.
A slight mustache that looks horrible but the person who has it is extremely proud of it. It is made of peach fuzz and is just hairy enough to look disgusting.
Phil's gweedo stache made me want to throw up.
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7.
Someone who wears any brands simular to Abercrombie and fitch, hollister american eagle and aero postal. Gweedoes are often seen with spike tipped hair and ripped jeans.. somtimes even with the all dreadfull POPPED COLLAR.
Normal person: I hate Gweedoes
Jaco: Why? zzzzZZZZ
Normal Person: maybe because the wear broken clothes and make ramps out of the front part of thier hair.
Jaco: OO...
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