Gwood

What is Gwood?

1.

An erection (real or figurative) caused by the idea that the company you work for may be acquired by Google.

John: "Yesterday, I was talking to Fred and he mentioned that there were some casual chats about how we might work together and the words 'partner' and 'acquisition' came up."

Derrick: "Dude...that totally gives me gWood."

See tech, geek, internet, google, erection

2.

the climax of one's sexual experience with another member of the same sex

"oh, my god my boyfriend came over last night and i had my gwood all over his face"
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