What is Gwood?
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An erection (real or figurative) caused by the idea that the company you work for may be acquired by Google.
John: "Yesterday, I was talking to Fred and he mentioned that there were some casual chats about how we might work together and the words 'partner' and 'acquisition' came up."
Derrick: "Dude...that totally gives me gWood."
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the climax of one's sexual experience with another member of the same sex
"oh, my god my boyfriend came over last night and i had my gwood all over his face"
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what one might say if they disapprove of the quality/content of whatever it is that is in question
friend1: check out my new wheels niq..
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when a friend/associate all but swears on his soul something is going to happen, and then finds a way to screw it up, or chickens out.
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A place where people go where they are faced with extream excitement of somthing that has happened.
Mom: I Just brought you 10 hookers ..
