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First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours.
Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee?
Husband: No..
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The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.
I think this guy pissed his pa..
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Where a group of men get together and jack off on to a slice of bread. The last person to cum has to eat the bread.
fags at mounds view..
