Gymnast Stalkers

What is Gymnast Stalkers?

Gymnast stalkers are American males with hardons for young female gymnasts, like Shawn "Ass" Johnson and Alicia "Jugs" Sacramone.

Yep I'm one of the gymnast stalkers, and when I get ahold of Shawn, I am going up the brown. Twice.

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