What is Gymuary?
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The month at the begining of the year (usually lasting no more then two weeks) that sees a rush to get in shape by people making resolutions they can't keep.
Workout guy 1: "Who are all these new people?"
Workout guy 2: "It's Gymuary, they'll be gone in a few weeks"
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A small Scottish town and the scene of a famous orgy.
From "The Ball of Kirriemuir":
The meenister's wife was there as ..