Gymuary

What is Gymuary?


1.

The month at the begining of the year (usually lasting no more then two weeks) that sees a rush to get in shape by people making resolutions they can't keep.

Workout guy 1: "Who are all these new people?"

Workout guy 2: "It's Gymuary, they'll be gone in a few weeks"

See gym, resolution, posers, assholes


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