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Slang term for a penis.
After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.
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The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.
Man, I..
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To be bludgeoned up the botty with a rich, creamy chocolate bar, before feeding it to your pet, making it vomit it up again, then feedin..