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"paved roads such as the Union Turnpike"
THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike as..
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Southerner that plays sports
After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers
See John..
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When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.
I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!
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