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When you shartin the bathtub.
"I was sitting in the bathtub with a lighter, ready to light my fart when I did a Dutch Henry!"..
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Half of an erection.
Not quite full wood, but kind of there.
"Halfon half on is her last name, like a limp dick?"
See erect..
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Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 o..