Gyrad

What is Gyrad?


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Stands for "Get Your Roommate a Date" involving a complex and painful process of painstakingly selecting the "perfect" date for your college roommate. Symptoms include: rejection, embarrassment, stress breakouts, too information on every available guy, diarrhea, crying, deer-in-the-headlight eyes, and vanity. Characterized by loud tables of college freshmen staking out the cafeteria "pickings."

Twelve guys rejected me for GYRAD.

We met at GYRAD.

Hi, you don't know me, but will you go to GYRAD with my roommate?

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