What is Gyroped?
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One who purchases the most expensive, (not necessarily the best), gear, vehicle, clothing, etc., without the will or skill to use it. The purchase is made in an attempt to appear "cool" or to regain one's lost youth.
"Shannon's dad has a 911 Turbo, a Ducati, and a KTM that he never uses. What a gyroped!"
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A floating turd from a overflowing toilet.
Holy shit dude did you see the size of that corn-backed brown shark on the bathroom floor.
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