Gysum Monkey

What is Gysum Monkey?


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No true self-respecting Urbanite would ever use such terminology, however since no afformentioned people frequent this site, it means a semen filled or semen craving man/woman resembling a primate. See also Chicken Head.

Person 1: Did you take that freak home, dawg?

Person 2: Bitch was a real gysum monkey.

Person 1: Word?

Person 2: She gargled with my shit.

See chicken head, sword swallower, cum dumpster, semen receptacle


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