H2

What is H2?


1.

Massive car designed by General Motors, driven exclusively by men with penis insecurities or doctors' wives. Only gets 9 mpg, so they're basically fucked when oil starts running low and/or shooting up in price.

"Jesus, gas is back to a dollar eighty-five a gallon. I can't believe I bought that stupid fucking hulk for 50k."

"At least you're in your sexual prime, man."

"Right."

2.

An "off-road" vehicle that will never see off-road use, because nobody wants to damage the overpriced thing. Usually found in cities, not far from gas stations, with overpriced rims. Seldom seen with more than one person or any cargo inside.

"For what that guy paid for that H2, he could have bought a sports car and at least had fun with it."

3.

A really fat person that guzzles food just like a H2 hummer guzzles gas.

DAMN NIGGA, H2 over there just downed a 5 foot long hotdog!

4.

a large car driven by men with small

penises, or who wish to donate money

indirectly to al-Qaeda.

That guy supports terrorists, but

he couldn't send them a donation. Instead, he bought an H2.

See Jon

5.

Hummer 2 by GM

A frekin $20 box on $30 wheels for $52000

Hummer rhymes with bummer...

6.

also known as a hummer, is when a girl puts your balls in her mnouth and hums her favorite tune.

your girlfriend gave me an H2 last night

7.

a fake knockoff of the "hummer" built on a gmc truck platform, it comes nowhere near to the real hummer

"dude i got a h2 yesterday, its my favorite hummer"

"its not a hummer"

"yes it is, it has the same name"


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