What is Haagen?
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a crazy bitch boy that has obsessive stalker compulsive behavior. the haaganese were a species of blue haired freaks that wore loincloths and lived in jamaica. or something.
1. that kid was a haagan, so i threw some good rocks at him.
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A "haagen" is actually a type of ice dream. But unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn't have two dots over it and it doesn't have "das" in it, because the FDA found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!
"Let me get some of that haagen in my fuckin' stomach, bitch!"
"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"
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The coolest thing ever. The only thing cooler is a flying AOL disc.
I teabagged that crowd of hippies with my gigantic nads.
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An ex..
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a feebal penis not up for the job at hand
go and show your mum your chinese tool..
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When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row ..
