What is Haagen?
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a crazy bitch boy that has obsessive stalker compulsive behavior. the haaganese were a species of blue haired freaks that wore loincloths and lived in jamaica. or something.
1. that kid was a haagan, so i threw some good rocks at him.
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A "haagen" is actually a type of ice dream. But unlike normal ice cream, haagen doesn't have two dots over it and it doesn't have "das" in it, because the FDA found out that das can cause myocardial cystic fibromyglia, which really sucks!
"Let me get some of that haagen in my fuckin' stomach, bitch!"
"I sucked your mom's tits last night and used haagen to flavor up her dry-ass vagina!"
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The sound made by a man who died after willingly allowing himself to be anally penetrated by a horse. The video of this was posted onlin..
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Describes a trangular mouth with a smile too big for his head. Also involves slow reactions due to a mild form of retardism. Includes a ..
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spraying some sort of good smelling spray that is supposed to help hide the fact that you just took a dump.
Bob-I'll be right back..
