H.a.a.m.f Edit Meaning

1. a middle class wife with an attitude who tans in the yard too much. that Yard Lobster would be a hot M.I.L.F. if she wasn't always..

1. chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed" slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair) everyone:"..

1. My-Ass 1: dude, i just got a new mitsubishi lancer evolution ix! 2: M-A! You still are $12,600 short. See ass, ak, 23, lancer..