H.a.a.m.f Edit Meaning

1. See also breast, tits, knockers, fun bags, and hooters. Damn, I wanted to milk her dairy pillows!..

1. Someone with superior dancing skills, which she showcases naked on weekend breaks with her friends I just got beaten in a dance-off wit..

1. Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person. i.e. "Josh, turn down the t.v., I..