H.a.a.m.f Edit Meaning

1. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials. I cannot give you a proper..

1. A gigantic queef that expells moist chedder cheese from the vagina, instead of stinky hot air Jeremy "Dude, my girlfriend made me ..

1. the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggle..