Habbo Babies

What is Habbo Babies?


1.

People (with no lives) that waste their time on Habbo dressing as a baby so Habbo "Moms" can adopt them and waste coins and give furni to the cute babies. Babies want HC Mommies always.

How Habbo Babies Dress Like

-Chubby Face

-Blue or Pink Clothes

-Cute Clothes

Baby: MwAmA cWan you adwopt Mwe? IM CWUTE

HabboMom: No I want an HC baby

Baby: PwEASE!!!

HabboMom: Sorry. No cutie.

Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WAAA

Me: SHUT UP STUPID BABY

Me: ***beats with metal pole*********

Baby: Mwommy hwe bwienf mean! waaaaaaa waaaaaaa

Kedo: Gives me a ban message

Me: Did i hurt them in real life? no dumb habbo babies

See habbo, hotel, baby

2.

Habbo babies are extremely sad people who think its fun to pretend to be a baby and get pixel parents. Always ask for hc habbo club parents, and are very likely to say it's their birthday so they get given furni. Also add w's to every word they say including actions (they are incapable of typing normally) and talk in stars when they pretend to do something. The most irritating of all habbos.

Normally Wear: Hoodies (Pink for girl, Blue for boys)

Shorts Or Skirt

And many girls have bunches of hair

and claim to be newborn.

Habbo Babies:

(Habbo baby enters adoption room)

Baby: *Fwalls Dwown On Pwuffeh Nwappeh And Swucklesh Thwumbeh*

Parent: (Thinks) Ahh what a cute child let me adopt him/her.

Parent:Hey Sweetie Can i Adopt Yooh?

Baby: Nwo, Woo Scwaree

(Baby Walks Up To Hc)

Baby: *Swuckles Thwumb Cwutely* Ewwo Pwetty Lwady

Aaaaaargh!

See babies, ewwo, retards, sad

3.

Sad, 15/16 Year olds, Talk With Either Numbers L1K3 TH1S

Or Zed talk

L

Baby

Goldiggerz

ugly

annoying

Habbo babies

See habbo, babies, ugly, annoying, golddiggers

4.

They Are So OMG!

They Are Fun To Be

But Do They Have To Come Into Your Rooms When it Clearly is NOT A Adoption Room.

And they Add w's to everyword :S.

Habbo Babies Are like 15 In real and acting there shoe size on a Pixel Game

Like this : Exsample of Habbo Babies

( Baby Enters My Room )

Baby:Pwease

Me: Please What?

Baby: Adwopt Mwe.

Me: Does This Look Like a Baby Adoption

(Baby stands at gate to come into my bit~)

baby:Lwet Mwe Iwn

Me:No!Why u Being a Stupid habbo baby for

( baby gets kicked )

See omg, argh

5.

A teen about 15/16 (or older) on Habbo hotel that waist their time dressing up as little babies that mums can adopt thinking they're cute - DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: Ewwo how aw wuu?.

BE CAREFUL - SOME ARE MORE THAN HABBO BABIES

For example, Habbo Babies might walk into your or another room - That isn't an adoption!

**EXAMPLE 1**:

(Baby comes in)

Baby: Ewwoish

Non-hc girl: Aww can I adopt you please?

Baby: Nwoo Mwe Nweed Bwetter mwummy. Mwe Nweed HC mwum

Non-hc girl: Okay then

Baby: (to Hc girl) Cwan Wuu Awdopt mwe pwease

Hc girl: Okay then sweetie

Baby: Yway! (FURNI! I'm getting furni)

(At home)

Baby: Mwummy me need fwurni

Mum: No (Kicks baby)

**EXAMPLE 2**:

Baby boy: (goes up to Hc girl) Will Wuu Adwopt mwe pwease

Hc Girl: No Bobba off

Baby: *Gwets'Lwady'to'look'into'eyes'and'hypnotize'her

Baby: Will wuu adwopt mwe NOW?

Hc Girl: Yes'My'Sweet'pea. I will be your slave and mum

(Picks up baby and hugs) <<< DUN DUN DUN! :o

Baby: Cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds?

Mum: Yes my little pumkin of a son

(Trades and puts 500 creds in box)

Baby: Mwummy wure the best

Mum: No you are

(Gives more creds)

Mum: Now those 246 collectables I have...

**EXAMPLE 3**:

(In adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAA

Hc girl: Whats the matter

Baby: *Lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes*

Baby: Will wuu adopt mwe

Hc girl: NO I NEED A HC BABY OKAY?

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

(baby Whispers to hc girl)

Baby: I will kweep twying two add wuu and 'Waa' untill wuu adwop mwe

Hc girl: Okay then hunnie

Baby: YWAY

(at home)

Baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday!

Mum: Happy birthday *Gives birthday cake*

Baby: Wat? Nwo Pwesent?

Mum: No you can't expect me to

Baby: I'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu

(At adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Hc-boy: Whats the matter dahlin

Baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy

Hc boy: I'll adopt you

Baby: Yway Owk

Hc Boy: And if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds

(A week later)

Baby: (pretend to be older) Im leaving dad

dad: Why

Baby: I got creds, Im hc and thats what i came her for

(Leaves and deletes as friends)

See habbo, habbo hotel


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