Haberdasher

What is Haberdasher?


1.

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)

2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

2.

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.

(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."

Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"

Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"

Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

3.

One who engages in haberdashing.

Look at that haberdasher haberdash.

See Murphy


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