What is Hackenberg?
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1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.
2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.
3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
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A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.
John: You suck
Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS
John: ...
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When a person is in danger of being poke by forgein objects.
I was trying to go to sleep, but I kept being Danger Poked.
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What a person says after chugging an energy drink.
Translation: HOLY CRAP I AM SO HYPER.
(Tom chugs a monster)
GIZZEN GARRRRRRRRRRRRR..