What is Hackenberg?
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1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.
2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.
3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
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a thin headband that hipsters wear low down on their foreheads.
"aww, my hipster halo slipped down and blinded me."
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Wet excretions from the vagina, often encountered when a woman is sexually excited.
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