What is Hackenberg?
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1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.
2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.
3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
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Engaging in or bearing witness to an act of sexuality between a human being and a vehicle. Also known as pounding the plymouth, fucking ..
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The act of aiming your air conditioning down the leg of your shorts during the summer when your balls are sweaty, causing euphoria.
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