Hackenberg

What is Hackenberg?

1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.

2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.

3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.

Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.

See queerosexual, gay, fag, retard, homo

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