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To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.
I am truly fucked...
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First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally ..
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When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.
Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest ..
