Haf

What is Haf?

1.

Horny as fuck.

Used in text.

I'm HAF. i could do with you sitting on my face

See horny, sex, text, hardon

2.

Abbreviation of 'high as fuck'. To get extremely high, smoking marijuana.

'Did you get anything off that?'

'Yeah I'm high as fuck!' (HAF)

See baked, stoned, sloshed, mashed, cooked

3.

"Hard As Fuck"

Tyler says:

*is he HAF?

amberr started a riot , says:

*what? hahaha

Tyler says:

*...

*Hard As Fuck

amberr started a riot , says:

*OH see , when you said HAF

i was like "horny as fuck"

D:

See hard, as, fuck, haf, lol

4.

Fucking amazing babe. no one can live without a Haf. Hard to find suck a beautiful girl. She is sexy, hot and always horny

HAF "I like to fuck"

See sexy, babe, whore, slut, sex

5.

Short form of hung as fuck or hungover as fuck. Used after an especially DAF night.

What the fuck happened last night? I'm HAF and I don't remember anything.

See daf, synonyms, hungover

6.

A cheeky laugh used on IRC. Is pronounced as is. Usually follows a rude comment or statement or when someone else is in an unfortunate situation.

<CF> D: my mom found my porn collection

<frances> haf haf haf

7.

The smaller of two halves

"Which piece do you want?", "I'll just have the haf thanks"

See smaller, half, pie, cakes

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