Hag Patch

What is Hag Patch?

The patch what lies central of the female groinage area.

Also known as the Axe wound, gash, flange, spam purse.

"Holy shit Jeremy, she's got her hag patch out!"

"Get your hag patch out you slappa"

See spam purse, fanny, pussy, patch, vagina, flange, pubes

Teebles

1. a pretty girl who incessantly sleeps in your bed. You know that hott girl i stayed with last week? She hasn't left my bed yet. Yep..

Zootiebag

1. To be drunk, high on whatever and acting stupid. You remember last night? Ya, I don't remember that shit I was all zootiebagged. ..

A Fucking Ride

1. An old beat-down, raggedy, rusted, weird-noise-making, car that is on it's last miles. Just a fucking ride dude! Did you see that..

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