Hagan Edit Meaning

1.

humans that are so unhygenic that its not funny. Hagans are a subspecies of humans known as "homo faggetos". Hagans are known to be a danger to society, often being charged over sexual assaults.

Hagans are vile and putrid creatures, they walk on all fours and smell like freshly defecated shit. Hagans tend to worship the church of scientology

Hagans tend to live in small packs around the world, often in groups of 4 to 5 but are spread across the globe.

The appearance of hagans can be disturbing to the naked eye. It is said that their heads tend to e more of a cuboid shaped head rather than a standard oval. It has been advised by time magazine to wear infrared goggles to avoid seeing the face of Hagans.

The male Hagan tends to be quite overweight. In developing stages Hagans tend to imitate heir peers to appear alpha but will easily be rejected. Hagans have 2 penises instead of the usual one but they tend to be less then an inch long.

The female hagan tends to look like a zombie. They have no eyes and the tongue of a serpent. Their breasts tend to be extremely saggy. female hagans have a unique ability to scan a human and take its form. This makes female hagans extremely dangerous. They tend to leave a stench mark wherever they go.

Guy: A hagan touched me

Girl: Fuck get away from me, u might as well have swine flu

Priest: May I take u home for candy little uh...

Hagan: Hagan

Priest: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

A: What happened to Johny? I heard he went to hospital.

B: He saw a Hagan

A: Poor kid

See hagan, shit, vomit, mutant, boxhead

2.

Meaning Fire in Italian

Hagan The Italian word for Fire

See hagan, fire, heat, warmth, last name

3.

A hagan is someone who enjoys sexual relations with females, males and animals alike. A hagan also takes his prey by force when usual methods are not fruitful. Usually small in the reproductive area, a hagan often makes up for this by being a mash up at a party then blaiming this state for under performance in the bedroom. Because of this, you may sometimes hear a hagen being refered to as 'Ant' or 'Ant cock'...

"look at Ant (hagan), he is attacking people in the street again"

"Oh my god, look at that ant hagan, he is so messed up his cock and balls look like a two year olds"

"That Hagen needs locking up to protect the public and animals of the world from physical and emotional violation"

See ant, hagen, hagan, gayboy, gay, homo, puff, rapist, violent, cunt

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